Just a Little Star Girl

Guess I'm stuck in this mad world

23 Jul
  • DC: Wonder Woman is too difficult to find a movie audience for-
  • Marvel: YO YOU LIKE BLACK WIDOW? HERE SHE IS IN THE NEXT CAPTAIN AMERICA MOVIE WITH A TON OF SCREENTIME AND MAJOR ASSKICKING SKILLS
  • DC: We can't allow the lesbians in Batwoman to get married in the comic, sorry.
  • Marvel: HEY GUESS WHAT WE'RE GONNA FEATURE A GAY WEDDING ON THE COVER OF AN X-MEN ISSUE
  • DC: The new direction for storytelling needs to be dark, gritty, mature and cynical.
  • Marvel: DUDE CHECK IT OUT LOKI GOES SPEED DATING IS THAT NOT THE BEST SHIT EVER
  • DC: After years of rumors, the Superman/Batman movie is finally coming, but with a new actor and suit for Batman and MAYBE a cameo from Wonder Woman.
  • Marvel: PHASE 2 MOTHERFUCKERS EVERYONE IS IN EVERYONE'S MOVIE AND THERE AIN'T NO STOPPIN US NOW
  • DC: We can try to add maybe one or two 'people of color' to our lineup...maybe...
  • Marvel: NEW MS MARVEL THAT'S MUSLIM AMERICAN, BITCHES.
  • DC: We feel no problem with Batman's vengeful personality being like wet cardboard.
  • Marvel: NEW LATINA GHOST RIDER WHO SEEKS VENGEANCE WHILE TAKING HIS AWEET LIL BRO FOR ICE CREAM
  • DC: We can't mention any superhero titles in our movies, that's ridiculous.
  • Marvel: FUCK YEAH YOU WANT A RACOON VOICED BY BRADLEY COOPER WITH A GIANT GUN? YOU WANT VIN DIESEL PLAYING A TREE? AMY FUCKING POND PLAYING A SEXY BALD SPACE PIRATE? HERE YOU FUCKERS GO
  • DC: Our fanbase is mostly white males, I'm sure our focus is-
  • Marvel: NEW SHE HULK LINE WHERE SHE GOES TO COURT THEN SAVES NEW YORK
  • DC: Wait-
  • Marvel: NEW FEMALE THOR
  • DC: I didn't-
  • Marvel: NEW BLACK CAPTAIN AMERICA
  • Marvel: TAKE ALL THIS COOL SHIT MARVEL BE OUTIE
  • Marvel: PEACE
23 Jul

mayahan:

Star Wars Macarons

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19 Jul

Happy birthday to one of the most adorable, talented and sexiest dorks on the planet. I really wish you have a wonderful day

19 Jul

Dear Benedict, 

we hope you will have a fantastic day and a fantastic year and please stay the way you are.
Thank you so much,

XXX

19 Jul

painlock:

to the dorkiest man I know

19 Jul enerjax:

#HappyBirthdayBenedict !!! 
Here are some great ways to help celebrate :D
The Princes Trust charity
ALS/MND Association fund
#batchofkindness campaign for acts of kindness
Have a great weekend!

enerjax:

#HappyBirthdayBenedict !!! 

Here are some great ways to help celebrate :D

Have a great weekend!

19 Jul

bencdaily:

“I was at university playing Salieri in Peter Shaffer’s play Amadeus when my dad told me, ‘You’re better than I ever was, or will be. You’ll have a good time doing this. I’m going to support you’. It was a huge thing for a father to say to his son. It was very humbling and moving. One of the reasons I get out of bed in the morning and try to do my best each day is to make them proud.”

Happy 38th birthday Benedict Timothy Carlton Cumberbatch! (7.19.1976)
19 Jul

Remember that one time in an episode of The Suite Life of Zack and Cody when Bob said…

lizthefangirl:

nadinelovesdinosaurs:

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and you may or may not have realized that those were…

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they don’t make em like this anymore

19 Jul

shitpostmemeboy:

dogmemes:

hoodbypussy:

Évolution inversée

he looked old for 14

“It took me four years to paint like Raphael, but a lifetime to paint like a child.”
― Pablo Picasso

19 Jul

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19 Jul

AU: in which Oliver discovers, upon joining Instagram, that his partners and friends have developed connections and bonds that extend well beyond their nightly activities. 

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19 Jul
When it works, anticipation is far more fulfilling than surprise, because we are reminded that a sunrise is precisely as magnificent as it is inevitable.

John Green (x)

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19 Jul

Infinite list of favorite olicity moments → 2x09, Three Ghosts.

↳ Even the arrow deserves a Christmas present.

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16 Jul

ennobaria:

Me.

16 Jul

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